With our growing demand for uplighting services and consequent growing LED lighting stock, I am sad to announce that we no longer have room for our mascots — Prince Rusticus “Rusty” McFreckleson and Princess Tigerlily “Lily” McFreckleson (the dog registry requires a “unique” name, and I was confident that no other dogs had these, yet), therefore, we are seeking new homes for these two puppies (well — dogs, really). So, for today ONLY, we will be offering one free puppy (dog) with any Disc Jockey or uplighting package.
This offer is subject to availability, is while supplies last (there’s only the two of them), and has no cash value. You may be subject to barking, howling, digging, chewing, defecating in undesirable locations, and shoe theft. Something New Entertainment cannot be held responsible for beagled-related damage caused to person or property.
Here are some photos of the two of them; click to enlarge:
They’re very smart — Rusty has recently learned to use a chair to get up to the top of a table, and they sometimes work as a team — one will distract you while the other one steals food or shoes. They also have a fairly wide vocabulary and understand advanced words, phrases, and sarcasm that they have heard frequently in response to their sometimes outrageously mischievous behavior such as “really?” “are you serious?” and “are you kidding me?”
The pair are up-to-date on all shots and will come with a variety of doggie accessories which will vary based on which pup you choose, including 6 months worth of heartworm medication and flea/pest repellent, two crates, two leashes, one leash coupler (though I wouldn’t recommend walking them on the same leash, as they are pretty strong ), water and food bowls, a month’s supply of dog food, and outrageous number of treats (including homemade organic peanut butter biscuits, blueberry biscuits, Kong(TM) biscuits and toy, about 6 lbs of chicken basted American beefhide), a ton of chew toys (trust me — you’ll need ’em) two dog beds, one pink dog “princess” couch, several sweaters and hats, a pair of antlers, two hot dog costumes, a lobster costume, a fireman costume with hat, two tuxedos for more formal engagements, two headset microphones, and a mini-sized sound mixer (the regular-sized mixers are difficult for them to use with their small hands).
For more information, visit Topeka (formerly known as Google) and search for “April Fool’s Day Jokes.” Don’t contact DJ AJ9, whatever you do, because she will totally flip out if she finds out about this!