April Fools

Apr01

RETRACTED: Something New and SWEET to Love, This Season!

  FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Something New Entertainment Issues Retraction of Yesterday’s Press Release — What follows is a personal message from Something New Entertainment Master of Ceremonies Justin Herman — Well, guys — turns...
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Apr01

New Staff Member Spotlight: DJ AJ10 — Now Booking for the 2027-2028 Season!

We are pleased and proud to announce another “Something New” for your entertainment needs: please welcome our newest staff member!  DJ Jasper “AJ10” Herman joined the  Something New Entertainment family on March 20, 2012. We...
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Apr01

Something New DJs’ One Day, Only Special: Free Puppies!

With our growing demand for uplighting services and consequent growing LED lighting stock, I am sad to announce that we no longer have room for our mascots — Prince Rusticus “Rusty” McFreckleson and Princess Tigerlily “Lily”...
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